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Sir Cadogan Tango or the Chronicle of the Many Incredible & Never​-​Before​-​Heard Adventures & Daring Deeds of the Heroic & Honorable Sir Cadogan of Hogwarts During the Final Battle Against the Dark Lord in the Year 1998, Without Which the Forces of Magical Good Would Have Been Doomed to Certain Death

by Candle Wix

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They call me Sir Cadogan And I’m kinda sad (again) Cuz they never give me credit for what I’ve done… Cuz I’m the hero of the school You know I ain’t no fool And it’s because of me the war was finally won! Who fought dementors in the hall? That was me! Who fortified the castle wall? That was me! Oh I’m the bravest of them all— Can’t you see‽ I was the one who set the house elves free! CHORUS: I’m Sir Cadogan! (Sir Cadogan, Sir Cadogan) And I want to be emphatic in (emphatic in, emphatic in) My important proclamation (proclamation, ‘clamation) That I’m the hero of this nation! Who pinned a medal to my canvas? The Ministry! For my brave deeds, it shines as brightly as can be! Oh it might look like a safety pin to you But that must just be because your sight ain’t true! CHORUS [SPOKEN: And now, a wonderful piano solo by yours truly, Siiiiirr Cadogan!!!] {TRULY AWFUL PIANO SOLO} [SPOKEN: thank you, thank you very much! *clears throat* Now, where was I? Oh yes…] Now there is one man who’s great beyond compare Harry Potter is his name, he’s just & fair! His friends help each other’s greatness rise above But you know that the weapon they have is… SIR CADOGAN!!! CHORUS

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Sir Cadogan tells everyone about his exploits during the Battle of Hogwarts and...um...sets the record straight.


This song was very tangentially inspired by the May 2021 Bertie Botts Every Flavor Jam on the Wizrocklopedia, although it took much longer to write and record than that! I finished recording it in early August 2021, but I didn't actually end up releasing it until January 2022! Sorry for taking so long, folks.

Also, I am aware that "Cadogan" is canonically pronounced with the emphasis on the second syllable, but Sir Cadogan seems to me like the type of person who would probably change his name's pronunciation to suit the situation and, perhaps, the beat of the song. SO THERE!

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released January 28, 2022

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